One of these days I’ll stop harassing Sam about being a Cubs fan.

What?

Who am I kidding.

That’s about as likely as me secretly being a male.

It’s fun to taunt him about the Cubs terrible record.

And the Cardinals excellent track of World Series Championships.

And how the Cubs haven’t won a world series in over a hundred years.

It’s his fault for liking the Cubs and telling me after I tell him I’m a Cardinals fan.